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Howdy, Tom.

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Doing a little paving?

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Yeah, I'm doing it myself this time.

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Look like you got a little project going
there, Bill.

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Yeah, I'm putting in a new hedge.

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Whoa, it's pretty warm out here on the
old tarmac.

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Boy, it sure as hell is.

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I could use a tall, cold one right about
now.

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What do you say?

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Sounds good to me.

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Aren't you going to turn it off?

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No, sir. I had a bitch of a time
starting her up this morning.

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You get her down at Morgan Rentals like
I told you?

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Yep, sure as hell did.

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She's due back before noon, and I don't
want to get stuck paying for the

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weekend.

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Whoa, fake bug.

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This is that Bjork chick.

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I heard she has a, you know, like a
schlong.

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Where'd you hear that?

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Listen,

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this guy told me.

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What guy?

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This guy in the bathroom.

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You mean the bathroom at school?

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No, no, the bathroom right here.

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Right here in this house.

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What are you talking about, Beavis?

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There's this dude who's in there
sometimes.

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I'm serious.

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He's probably still there. He was there
this morning.

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Damn it, Beavis.

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There's no one in there.

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Yeah, there is, but go check it out.

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Beavis.

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You're a bunghole.

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Uh... We have to flush the toilet next
time.

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There wasn't anybody in there.

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Usually he's in the mirror.

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Uh... Don't they look like a butt munch?

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Um, yeah.

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Do they have, like, blonde hair?

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Yeah, yeah. Of him, yeah.

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Yeah. Mm -hmm.

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And do they kind of talk like this?

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, kind of like that. It kind of goes
like... Yeah, yeah.

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Bjork has a dog.

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Dumbass.

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Hey, Beavis.

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Did you do your homework?

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Um...

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Hey, you freakish punks. Did you miss
the school bus?

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Oh, God!

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Woo! Rock on!

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Todd kicked ass.

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Yes!

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Sunday. We're going to have wheels just
like Todd.

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Yeah. Then we can, like, drive chicks to
school.

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You dumbass.

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If we ever get a car and chicks, we're
not going anywhere near a school.

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Hey, buddy, check it out.

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Cool.

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Let's catch up with Todd and those
chicks.

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I tell you what, after some of the
problems I've had around here, I ain't

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let no one touch my yard no more. Yeah,
I know what you mean.

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I know a shortcut.

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Now, the Earth's substrata are
continually shifting, creating fault

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occasional shock waves.

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Hey, butthead, how are we going to find
Todd?

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I think he's in here.

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When this happens... Believe this.

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I think we're experiencing a slight
tremor out here.

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Now, the magnitude of these tremors
we're feeling right now will be measured

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using a device called the Richter.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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Thank God for the faculty lounge.

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Our only refuge from those little
bastards.

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Yeah, I know that's right.

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What the hell?

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Wrong room.

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What are you guys doing?

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You guys are getting in big trouble.

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Uh, we're looking for Todd.

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You guys could go to jail for this.

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Todd's in jail?

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I don't know, but he dropped out of
school two years ago.

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Uh, really?

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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We forgot.

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Oh, boy. Hey, look at that. He's trying
to be Forrest Gump.

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Yeah.

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Life does like a little box of
chocolate.

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That would be cool to, like, try to pick
up a chick by giving her a box of

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chocolate.

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Because then, like, when you strike out,
you can at least eat the chocolate.

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Oh, yeah, that's not a bad idea.

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I think I'm going to go get me some M
andM's and spice my monkey.

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You know what they say about short
dudes?

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They got like, you know, really big, you
know.

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Yeah, yeah, I know, but you know, I
tried telling a chick that once, and she

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said, I don't care how big your turds
are.

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You dumbass.

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Yeah, no, I'm serious, but you know, I'm
going, I got really long turds.

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You were telling a chick you have long
turds?

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Yeah, yeah, and it didn't work.

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I said, you know, they call me Mr. Poop
-a -lot.

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Beavis, you're making me sick. Shut up.
I was talking about wieners.

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Oh, I see.

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This thing's too damn slow.

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We're never going to find Todd.

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Well, I guess it's about that time.

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Oh,

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damn

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it. The damn thing quit on me. I don't
have time for this. What the hell

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happened to my hedge?

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Boy, I tell you what, I'm going to give
a piece of my mind to them bastards down

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at Morgan's.

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You and your damn steamroller ruined my
hedge.

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To hell with your hedge. Look at my
driveway.

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You're going to pay for this, Anderson.

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Like hell I am. You're the one who told
me to rent from Morgan's. Now get the

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hell off my property, you son of a
bitch.

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And if I ever see that damn dog of yours
peeing on my yard again, I'm going to

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shoot both of you.

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Wow.

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Something's different about this.

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Yeah.

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It's like it sounds different and looks
different than like most other videos

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you see lately.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Kind of cool, yeah.

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I'm hungry, Beavis. Go make some
pancakes.

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Come on, butthead. I want to watch this.

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You can watch it later.

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It's gonna be on about 50 times.

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Really?

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Well, okay.

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I guess I could use some pancakes.

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Okay, um, where's the syrup?

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Gotta make the pancakes first, dumbass.

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Um, hey, where's the spatula?

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Uh, I think it's in my bedroom.

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Oh, okay.

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Look under the bed.

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Oh, here's the pan, too.

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Cool.

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Hey, how's it going?

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Hey.

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Pretty good.

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Okay.

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How's that video?

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It's pretty cool. Now shut up and get
cooking.

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How much mayonnaise do I put in?

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None.

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One what?

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Okay, I'll just put one cup then.

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Hey, butthead.

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Is there supposed to be smoke?

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Uh, I think so.

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